Has anyone else observed that some subconscious part of their brain apparently thinks that the Internet works as a place? Like, when you were going to a place in your house to do something there, and once you get there, you forget what it is you were coming there to do, but you know that if you just hang out in that place for a few more minutes, what you came there to do will come back to you and you will be able to do the thing and be productive there? 
There is a part of my brain that clearly expects getting on the Internet to work this way. 
Obviously, it is not a part of my brain that learns.