I am aware that the humor of this age is relentlessly scatological, but, I was not prepared for this level of inventiveness.

"And all clean?"
"Clean and naughty! Clean and naughty! Clean and naughty!"
"You have... a naughty butt-hole?"
"YEAH!"

10 minutes later:
"Bee's butt boy! Bee's butt boy! My butt is made out of honey-- I'm the bee's butt boy!"