Saturday, November 7, 2015

Truth is Funny.

Truth is funny.
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Parent 1: Would you like grape juice?  We also have V8.
Guest: I'd love some V8.
Teen Child: You know, maybe I should try that.  What's it like?
Parent 1: It 's a juice blend, but of all different kind of vegetable juices instead of fruit.
Parent 2: It's a sort of health drink, like they'd make you at a juice bar.
Guest: it's like drinking cold spaghetti sauce, only thinner.
[Silence.]
Teen Child: ...seriously?
Parents 1 & 2: Yes.